Posts by danbaileyuk:
- One of 5 sets of double tickets to the Poetry In Motion Gala Event, to be
held at Artscape Opera House on Sunday, 9 May 2010 [ More info ... ] - 24 Bottles of wine, kindly donated by Michael Oliver, along with 3 signed
copies of his books. - A magnificent poster-size photographic print from Cape Town City Ballet’s
current photographer, Pat Bromilow-Downing.
Waka waka eh eh – Welcome to SA!
June 11th, 2010Hi all, this was on the Supersport website this morning and written by Peter Davies!!! Needed to share this!
Dear World Cup visitors,
Now that you are safely in our country you are no doubt happily realising you are not in a war zone. This may be in stark contrast to what you have been bracing yourself for should you have listened to Uli Hoeness or are an avid reader of English tabloids, which as we all know are only good for wrapping fish ‘n chips and advancing the careers of large-chested teens on page three.
As you emerge blinking from your luxury hotel room into our big blue winter skies, you will surely realise you are far more likely to be killed by kindness than by a stray bullet. Remember that most of the media reports you have read, which have informed your views on South Africa, will have been penned by your colleagues. And you know what journos are like, what with their earnest two thousand word opuses on the op-ed pages designed to fix this country’s ills in a heartbeat. Based on exhaustive research over a three-day visit.
Funnily enough, we are well aware of the challenges we face as a nation and you will find that 95% of the population is singing from the same song-sheet in order to ensure we can live up to our own exacting expectations.We are also here to look after you and show you a good time. Prepare to have your preconceived notions well and truly shattered.For instance, you will find precious few rhinos loitering on street corners, we don’t know a guy in Cairo named Dave just because we live in Johannesburg, and our stadiums are magnificent, world-class works of art.Which is obviously news to the Sky TV sports anchor who this week remarked that Soccer City looked ‘ a bit of a mess’. She didn’t realize the gaps in the calabash exterior are to allow in natural light and for illumination at night, and not the result of vandalism or negligence.The fact that England, the nation which safely delivered Wembley Stadium two years past its due date, is prepared to offer us South Africans advice on stadium-readiness should not be surprising.
The steadiest stream of World Cup misinformation has emanated from our mates the Brits over the past couple of years.If it’s not man-eating snakes lurking in Rooney’s closet at the team’s (allegedly half-built) Royal Bafokeng training base, then it’s machete-wielding gangs roaming the suburbs in search of tattooed, overweight Dagenham dole-queuers to ransack and leave gurgling on the pavement.In fact what you are entering is the world’s most fascinating country, in my opinion. I’m pretty sure you will find that it functions far more smoothly, is heaps more friendly and offers plenty more diversions than you could possibly have imagined.In addition to which, the population actually acts like human beings, and not like they are being controlled by sinister forces from above which turns them into bureaucratically-manipulated robots.Plus we have world’s most beautiful women. The best weather. Eight channels of SuperSport. Food and wine from the gods themselves. Wildlife galore. (Love the Dutch team’s bus slogan: “Don’t fear the Big 5; fear the Orange 11”).
Having said all that, Jo’burg is undoubtedly one of the world’s most dangerous cities. Just ask those Taiwanese tourists who got out of their hire car to take close-up snaps of tawny beasts at the Lion Park a few years back. Actually, ask what’s left of them. And did you know the chances of being felled by cardiac arrest from devouring a mountain of meat at one of our world class restaurants has been statistically proven to be 33.3% higher in Jozi than in any other major urban centre not built upon a significant waterway? It’s true. I swear. I read it in a British tabloid.
Having recently spent two years comfortably cocooned in small town America, I’m only too aware of how little much of the outside world knows about this country. The American channel I used to work for has a massive battalion of employees descending on World Cup country. It has also apparently issued a recommendation to its staff to stay in their hotels when not working.Given that said corporation is headquartered in a small town which many say is “best viewed through the rear-view mirror”, I find the recommendation, if it’s true, to be utterly astounding. In fact I don’t believe it is true. Contrary to the global stereotype, the best Americans are some of the sharpest people in the world. The fact they have bought most tickets in this World Cup proves the point.
Of course I have only lived in Johannesburg, city of terror and dread, virtually all my life, so don’t have the in-depth knowledge of say, an English broadsheet journalist who has been in the country for the weekend, but nevertheless I will share some of my observations gleaned over the years.Any foreign tourist or media representative who is worried about his safety in South Africa should have a word with the Lions rugby fans from last year, or the Barmy Army cricket supporters (lilywhite hecklers by day, slurring, lager-fuelled lobsters by night). They managed just fine, just like the hundreds of thousands of fans who have streamed into the country over the past fifteen years for various World Cups, Super 14 matches, TriNations tests and other international events.
Negligible crime incidents involving said fans over said period of time.Trivia question: which country has hosted the most global sporting events over the past decade and a half? You don’t need me to answer that, do you?
In addition. Don’t fret when you see a gaggle of freelance salesmen converge on your car at the traffic lights (or robots as we like to call them) festooned with products. You are not about to be hijacked. Here in Mzansi (nickname for SA) we do a lot of our purchasing at robots. Here you can stock up on flags, coat hangers, batteries, roses for the wife you forgot to kiss goodbye this morning and a whole host of useful merchandise.Similarly, that guy who runs up as you park the rental car outside the pub intends no malice. He’s your car guard. Give him a buck or two and your vehicle will be safe while you refuel for hours on our cheap, splendid beer. Unless someone breaks into it, of course.
We drive on the left in this country. Exercise caution when crossing the road at a jog-trot with 15 kilograms of camera gear on your back. Exercise common sense full stop. Nothing more. Nothing less. If you want to leave wads of cash in your hotel room like our Colombian friends, don’t be surprised if it grows wings.Bottomline. Get out there and breathe in great lusty lungfuls of this amazing nation. Tuck into our world-class food and wines. Disprove the adage that white men can’t dance at our throbbing, vibrant night-clubs. Learn to say hello in all eleven official languages. Watch at least one game in a township. You will not be robbed and shot. You will be welcomed like a lost family member and looked after as if you are royalty. Ask those Bulls rugby fans who journeyed to Soweto recently.With a dollop of the right attitude, this country will change your life.
It’s Africa’s time. Vacate your hotel room. Join the party.Waka waka eh eh.
One lucky blogger wins the Kia Experience Compo
June 4th, 2010Following on from my blog post about the compo a winner has been selected and it unfortunately is not me! 
It is Casey (seen in the pic with Zakumi) and he has been selected as South Africa’s social media representative for the Kia Experience and also gets the EA FIFA 2010 PS3 game!
The Kia Experience for those who don’t remember is 12 blogger’s who have been selected from around the world to get together from the 26th – 29th June, they’ll be looked after in fine accommodation and attend one 2010 FIFA World Cup ™ game plus test drive the Kia Sportage.
As the excitement is building throughout South Africa with the opening game one week away I am pretty jealous of this prize… Oh well, go BAFANA BAFANA!
You can join the Kia Facebook Fan Page which continues the Kia Experience throughout the 2010 FIFA World Cup ™ or alternatitevely follow @KiaMotorsSA for updates about Casey’s experience.
Nike – Write the Future!
May 21st, 2010Awesome advert/mini story from Nike with some of the top footballers from around the world! A lot must have gone into this production as it tries to provide some possible insight into what could be going on in the footballers minds during a game.
Write The Future from Nalden on Vimeo.
Think Rooney’s possible bleak future is the best!
Win tickets to 2010 FIFA World Cup ™
May 21st, 2010Wow, its just 20 days until the 2010 FIFA World Cup ™ starts and people are getting pretty excited here in South Africa, I personally can’t wait!
KIA Motors South Africa has launched the KIA Experience which will allow one lucky South African to win tickets to one game and hotel accommodation! If you were unable to get tickets this is a competition you shouldn’t be missing out on!
All you’ll have to do is join the KIA Facebook page and complete a couple of simple questions and you could be part of the KIA experience (see below) plus you will also receive a 2010 FIFA World Cup™ South Africa PS3 EA game and a Sony Cybershot Camera :
The Kia Experience prize is to join 12 other global bloggers from 18 – 21 June 2010, to stay at the new Rosebank Holiday Inn Hotel, attend one 2010 FIFA World Cup™ match and a day trip test driving the All New Kia Sportage.
If you don’t manage to win the main prize you still stand a chance of winning a Sony Cybershot Camera and the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ South Africa PS3 EA Game.
Please note that the competition runs from the 20th to the 25th May 2010 and that the winner will be announced on the 2nd June. Terms and conditions do apply and are included on the Facebook entry page.
Brought to you by – “Kia Motors The power to surprise”
Save the Cape Town City Ballet
April 15th, 2010
The Cape Town Ballet is in a spot of bother and could possibly close down, which wouldn’t be good as I have yet to take a date to the ballet…
Think its one of those romantic things you have to do, like going to the Opera or something. Did take a date/girlfriend once to see Cats at the Artscsape which was pretty cool.
So this is something we wouldn’t like to lose here in Cape Town so if you can please make a donation AND if you do you can also win – neat hey, save the ballet for future dates plus possibly win some cool stuff! (not to mention I could win a iPad if I get the highest donations through this site…)
So, what could you win?
This is how you can donate:
Cheques should be made out to: (again Ref number is DB1)
CAPE TOWN CITY BALLET and posted to
PO Box 94, RONDEBOSCH 7701
For direct internet transfers:
Bank: NEDBANK
Account name: CAPE TOWN CITY BALLET
Branch code: 123 209
Account no: 123 200 8842
Reference: Name + Reference Number (which is DB1)
#SPEAKZA: IN PROTEST AGAINST THE ANC YOUTH LEAGUE
March 24th, 2010Last week, shocking revelations concerning the activities of the ANC Youth League spokesperson Nyiko Floyd Shivambu came to the fore. According to a letter published in various news outlets, a complaint was laid by 19 political journalists with the Secretary General of the ANC, against Shivambu. This complaint letter detailed attempts by Shivambu to leak a dossier to certain journalists, purporting to expose the money laundering practices of Dumisani Lubisi, a journalist at the City Press. The letter also detailed the intimidation that followed when these journalists refused to publish these revelations.
We condemn in the strongest possible terms the reprisals against journalists by Shivambu. His actions constitute a blatant attack on media freedom and a grave infringement on Constitutional rights. It is a disturbing step towards dictatorial rule in South Africa. We call on the ANC and the ANC Youth League to distance themselves from the actions of Shivambu. The media have, time and again, been a vital democratic
safeguard by exposing the actions of individuals who have abused their positions of power for personal and political gain.
The press have played a vital role in the liberation struggle, operating under difficult and often dangerous conditions to document some of the most crucial moments in the struggle against apartheid. It is therefore distressing to note that certain people within the ruling party are willing to maliciously target journalists by invading their privacy and threatening their colleagues in a bid to silence them in their legitimate work.
We also note the breathtaking hubris displayed by Shivambu and the ANC Youth League President Julius Malema in their response to the letter of complaint. Shivambu and Malema clearly have no respect for the media and the rights afforded to the media by the Constitution of South Africa. Such a response serves only to reinforce the position that the motive for leaking the so-called dossier was not a legitimate concern, but a insolent effort to intimidate and bully a journalist who had exposed embarrassing information about the Youth League President.
We urge the ANC as a whole to reaffirm its commitment to media freedom and other Constitutional rights we enjoy as a country.
Bloggers who are involved in the protest:
http://thoughtleader.co.za/siphohlongwane
http://rwrant.co.za
http://vocfm.co.za/blogs/munadia/
http://vocfm.co.za/blogs/shafiqmorton/
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http://blogs.african-writing.com/zukiswa
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Goodbye Citi – The final goodbye ad to the Citi Golf
January 12th, 2010Crazy lady in plan landing!
January 11th, 2010
I don’t know how the guy next to her just sat there like that next to her for so long doing nothing…
The Killers Parking Fiasco in Cape Town
December 9th, 2009Wow, if only Big Concerts had released their latest album (pictured below) last week it would have made the 3/4hour wait in the parking lot bearable…
Wow, some good stuff going around on email today!
When I asked a mate today how he handled the traffic he said: “What traffic? I passed out in my car after the concert and woke up at home…” – reckon thats how future concerts should be done!
Sweden’s thanks for my time there!
December 4th, 2009Here’s a little video I was sent from the time I spent in Sweden…
Waka waka eh eh – Welcome to SA!
One lucky blogger wins the Kia Experience Compo
Win tickets to 2010 FIFA World Cup ™
The Killers Parking Fiasco in Cape Town
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