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Crazy lady in plan landing!

danbaileyuk — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:54:42 +0000

Crazy Lady Landing on Airplane – watch more funny videos

I don’t know how the guy next to her just sat there like that next to her for so long doing nothing…

Sweden’s thanks for my time there!

danbaileyuk — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:14:11 +0000

Here’s a little video I was sent from the time I spent in Sweden…

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE KILLERS AT VAL DE VIE!

danbaileyuk — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:26:36 +0000

In following on from my posts about the Killers concerts here in SA, see below all the info you need to know for this coming Sundays concert – I’ll be on a 60 seater bus going out at lunch time and hitting golden circle, see you there!

On Sunday 6th December 2009, the highly anticipated US band, THE KILLERS, will be rocking the Val de Vie Wine and Polo Estate in the Paarl/Franschhoek Valley. In keeping with international standards the organisers (BIG Concerts) have invested a great deal of time and effort in order to ensure that both fans and nearby residents enjoys a hassle-free experience. Every conceivable logistical challenge has been considered, from traffic management to the general safety and security of patrons and alleviating actions have been put in place.

In order to facilitate the success of this event, the organisers have appealed for fans attending the event to be especially aware of the traffic challenges that are inevitable when managing an event of this size. In particular fans are advised of the following:

Sharing of rides (i.e. car-pooling) is encouraged. The more people we have in each car the less pressure there will be on traffic entering and exiting the venue. (and besides it reduces your carbon emissions)
Fans are advised to arrive at the venue as early as possible in order to prevent pressure on the roads approaching the estate. Gates are scheduled to open at 16:00.
No concert tickets shall be available for sale at the venue and should fans not have pre-purchased a ticket they are advised not to come through in the hope of securing one;
The show will be over by 22:30 and the traffic volumes are expected to have eased by midnight;
Safe and secure parking facilities have been made available on the estate. Clear signage from the approaching arterial roads will be visible indicating the entrance to the parking area. A map detailing the suggested approach routes will be made available online at www.heineken.co.za or www.kfm.co.za.
Every effort has been made to minimize the discomfort that nearby residents of Val de Vie may experience as a consequence of this event, and we feel comfortable that even if some hiccup might occur, the overall experience will be a positively memorable one.

CONCERT DETAILS

The KILLERS South African tour is presented by Heineken® in association with 94.5 KFM. This is another BIG Concerts Experience.

TOUR ITINERARY

Thursday 3rd December, 2009 – The Coca-Cola Dome
Johannesburg (Gates open at 18h00)

Friday 4th December, 2009 – The Coca-Cola Dome (SOLD OUT)
Johannesburg (Gates open at 18h00)

Sunday 6th December, 2009 – Val de View Wine and Polo Estate
Paarl/Franschhoek Valley (Gates open at 16h00)

To ensure that fans have the best experience, please note that the following items are prohibited at the event:

Cameras
Cooler boxes
Food and Refreshments (including soft drinks and alcohol) which will be available for sale inside the festival)
Weapons
Illegal Drugs
Professional recording equipment

For detailed map, visit http://www.bigconcerts.co.za/shows/the-killers/directions.pdf

Parking

Secure free unreserved parking available at venue.

Refreshments And Meals

Refreshments available at venue.

Support Act

Supports Act: 19h00 (Zebra & Giraffe)
The Killers: 20h00

Doors/gates Open

16h00

Exchanges And Upgrades

None allowed – please check dates and times carefully before booking

Refunds And Cancellations

None allowed

Address

Val de Vie Wine & Polo Estate, R301, Jan van Riebeek Drive, Kliprug Minor Road.
Telephone: 0861 63 63 63

The first and only virus program I wrote…

danbaileyuk — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:28:14 +0000

Back in the day when we were still on 486′s and we were just getting our first VGA or if we were lucky SVGA monitor and we were waiting for Windows 95 to come out I made my first and only virus program with a mate.

What it would do – FORMAT YOUR ENTIRE PC!

How we did it – we took format.com and renamed it after some new game like ‘bomberman’ or something, so it became ‘bomberman.com’

The Problem – when you ran format.com it needed a drive to format like ‘format c:’ and also when it was running it would say ‘formatting c: 1% complete’ and show the progress.

The solution – we edited the format.com file and found the wording for ‘formatting’ and changed it to ‘installing’

And bingo we had a nice little program that would wipe your computer clean, we then gave it to a ‘friend’ of ours and said it was this awesome new game.

Lets just say it the virus worked!

Haven’t tried to make another once since but maybe one day…

New Moon Trailer leaks to the web

danbaileyuk — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:17:54 +0000

Quickly catch it now before it gets taken off again, the New Moon movie coming out soon is a follow on from the bestseller book Twilight in the New Moon series.

Friday Funny – The AUSTRALIAN VASECTOMY

danbaileyuk — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:39:18 +0000

After having their 11th child, an Australian couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn’t afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem.”

“Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,”at which point he paused, placing the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.

Coldplay – The Scientist (Natasha vs Avril vs Coldplay)

danbaileyuk — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:41:00 +0000

The Scientist by Coldplay is one of my favourite songs, here are 2 cover versions done by Natasha Bedingfield and Avril Lavigne and then the original although acoustic version done by Coldplay – who do you reckon is best?

Natasha Bedingfield – The Scientist

Avril’s version:

Coldplay acoustic version:

I think Coldplay wins hands down!

Kasabian – Fire – Filmed here in South Africa

danbaileyuk — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:50:50 +0000

Just heard this on 5fm that the awesome new song by Kasabian – Fire was filmed about 150km outside of Cape Town. The band wanted the look of an old small US town and apparently it was cheaper to come to SA to get that look.

This follows Snow Patrol also doing a music video here in Cape Town after they recently toured SA. Awesomeness for SA!

U2 With or Without You – Wembley 2009

danbaileyuk — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:10:15 +0000

U2 played at Wembley Stadium last night to 88,000 people – this is a video a friend of mine took while they played the awesome song ‘With or without you’, enjoy!

I saw them at Twickenham back in 2005 and they are awesome live!

What a thing of beauty, the new Ferrari 458 Italia

danbaileyuk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:17:18 +0000

The new Ferrari 458 Italia berlinetta was unveiled this week and WOW I want one now! Image the girls down in Camps Bay, they would come running out of Caprice and line up to see who could get in… or they would just be blond and all try at once… who knows!

Anyway, its the successor to the F430, but the 458 Italia is only the new entry-level V8 in Ferrari’s range – I promise I won’t complain if I have to take the entry level model!

You can read more about it here.